There's one in every office...

Or at least I think there is. That one person that nothing ever seems to stick to? The one in our office calls in sick at least 1 if not 2 days each week. She called in Thursday and Friday last week, actually showed up today and then "accidentally" double took her blood pressure medicine and had to rush to the ER. I swear if I did half the stupid things this woman does I'd be dead, or at a minimum unemployed.